It was a free screening for people who had recently bought new cell phones or something, so the crowd was not a typical mass of Twihards or even Twisofts. They were simply people who had nothing better to do than to use the free tickets and be lured with a chance to win an even newer cell phone that was to be given away afterwards.
It was so cute hearing all those ewws and omgs and giggles and feeling free to pitch in at the next overly epic barf-inducer.
The best part of that movie was when during the final scene where Ed and Bells (who thankfully acquired some balls) are both winning at lame-o-game, some guy in the movie theatre took his beer and just walked out, laughing quietly, shooting the rest of us a look saying ‘we were in this boat together for two hours but screw you guys – I’m going home’.
Don’t get me wrong, I would have paid to see the movie and I’ll probably be forced to go watch it again. I like my movies lame sometimes. But it’s a bit sad how they obviously overdid it with the epicness of it all. One mustn’t overdraw from one’s resources.
I just wanted to write about how it’s not a big deal since I’m probably not the target audience either but then I started thinking who is. It can’t be kids and pre-teens, there’s too much sex in it (one whole sex u guyzz!) and the producers must have thought that one through.
Ah, who cares. It’s over and we are finally free. BREAK THE CHAINS FROM SPARKLING VAMPIRES AND FLY AWAY MY DEAR FRIEND. Fly far away, the casters and such are coming to take you hostage.
I need that animal in my life.
BUT WHICH ONE AM I TALKING ABOUT HHHMMMMMMMM???